
The Illustrated Guide to Terrorism
Chapter 2: A History of Terrorism
Page 4: 1605: Guy Fawkes
London, 1605.
A street scene
NARRATOR
It’s a little after midnight on November 5. Actors are busy rehearsing a new play called “King Lear.” In a few hours, England’s king, James I will be formally opening the new session of Parliament.
[SUGGESTED EDIT: Comma after James I]
In a cellar beneath the House of Lords, guards are about to discover a man surrounded by 36 barrels of gunpowder — enough explosives to blow all of Westminster sky-high…
…twenty times.
Apparently, he’d dug a tunnel, then secretly stashed the gunpowder over many months.
His name? GUY FAWKES.
Guards discovering Guy Fawkes in the cellar with the barrels of gunpowder.
NARRATOR
His plot? To KILL everyone attending the ceremony: King James I, his family, the bishops, judges, lords, ministers… nearly ALL of England’s government!
England’s PROTESTANT government, that is.
In the ensuing power vacuum, Fawkes & his fellow conspirators (with help from France and Spain) intended to put a CATHOLIC back on the throne.
Celebration of Bonfire Night, modern fireworks silhouetting Big Ben.
NARRATOR
Many consider this to be the most horrific terrorist plot in all of English history. As many as 30,000 people could have been killed, had it succeeded. Fortunately, Guy was caught red-handed, his plot was foiled, and London has celebrated Guy Fawkes Day ever since!
Only… that’s not at all how it went down. And it certainly WASN’T and act of terrorism.
Bonfire night is definitely one of the weirder English traditions. Though as a kid it was the sparklers and fireworks that interested me more that the Guy burning in effigy. And yeah, we learnt all about what you’re presumably about to say in secondary school history class – or at least, we did in my school (though my memory of the details now is pretty hazy).
Remember Remember,
the Fifth of November,
the gun power treason and plot.
I see no reason
why the gun powder treason
Should ever be forgot.